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Playing My DS At The Library is a comedic, experimental album by the artist seanclopedia. Released in 2025 (with some streaming platforms humorously backdating it to 1972), the project is known for its absurdity, internet-inspired humor, and “sped up” or “slowed + reverb” track variations. Album Overview Total Tracks: 29. Genre/Style: Comedy, internet core, and parody. Themes: The lyrics often focus on mundane or bizarre modern frustrations, such as traffic, online bots, and niche gaming references. Key Songs: “Stuck In Traffic”: A humorous rant about the absurdity and helplessness of being stuck in a traffic jam while trying to play Animal Crossing: New Leaf. “Gobblegeddon” (feat. Maneframe): An apocalyptic-style track featuring a giant, gravy-drinking turkey taking over the world. “The Porn Bot Song”: A parody of social media spam bots. “Hey Today It’s Your Birthday”: A celebratory track about doing whatever you want on your special day, like binge-watching Netflix. “Link This”: A high-pressure “test” track challenging a guest to rap.
Released: 3/17/2012
Short Songs For Short Attention Spans is a 12-track album by the artist seanclopedia (the pseudonym of Sean Hoyt). While Bandcamp lists the release year as 1983, this appears to be a stylistic or humorous “retro” labeling common to the artist’s persona, as his online presence and other releases date to the mid-2020s. Album Profile The album features very short, quirky songs with a lo-fi sound, focusing on everyday observations. The tracklist includes titles like “What Do I Do When It’s Early in The Morning”, “I Can’t Eat Shrimp”, “It’s Time To Take Out The Trash”, and “I Think I’ll Get A Crunchwrap Today”. About the Artist Sean Hoyt, also known as seanclopedia, describes himself as a “song maker” and “professional Chris Pratt impersonator”. His work frequently incorporates themes related to shrimp and humorous, ordinary topics. You can find his full discography on his Official website and Bandcamp. Note on Similar Titles: This album is distinct from the 1996 punk rock album of the same name by Nobodys and the 1999 compilation Short Music for Short People.
Released: 1/14/1994
Petting My Virtual Dog is an album by independent artist seanclopedia, featuring a high volume of short, quirky tracks, with some sources listing it as a 30-song, 49-minute project. The album is characterized as pop music, and it was released on Bandcamp Key details about the album include: Release Date: While listings on streaming services ironically note a 1965 release date, promotional content suggests it is a modern release, with a single related to it appearing in late 2025. Content: The album is described as fun and catchy, appealing to fans of novelty. Availability: It is available for digital purchase and streaming, with Bandcamp offering it for $9 or more. Context: It is part of a broader, sometimes humorous or nostalgic discography by the artist, which includes titles like Playing My DS At The Library and Short Songs For Short Attention Spans.
Released: 12/26/1993