The greatest things are achieved in thirteens. No need to steal the scene or overcomplicate matters. Exploitateur is 13 covers at no set price, 13 variations on the glorious non-hits of our company’s founder. PRESTROT INCORPORATED™ wishes you a pleasant listening experience. (Our lawyers thank you for considering a tip.) Organizational Chart of PRESTROT INCORPORATED™ Chief Executive Officer • Mr. Jordane D.F. PRESTROT — intellectual property of music and lyrics* Staff members, contractors, reworkers, subcontractors, temps, freelancers, unpaid interns, and arrangers: • Mr. Julien ASH — Technical Department Attaché, Building Coordinator and Leakage Management • Mr. COPPERGEAR — Logistics and Transportation Manager, assigned to transatlantic relocations • Ms. Antonella EYE PORCELLUZZI — Strategic Intelligence Officer and New Market Development • Mr. Grosso GADGETTO — Portfolio Director, “Vintage Market” Division • Mr. Innocent BUT GUILTY — Superintendent of Safety and Occupational Health • Ms. Djane KI — Continuity Officer for Extreme Conditions • Mr. Aloïs L. — Technical Department Consultant, Official Note-Taker • Mr. [LYN] — Digital Marketing and Communications Project Lead • Mr. Christophe PETCHANATZ — Senior Advisor, Administrator of the Toy Division • Mr. SLAWOWYCZ — Supervisor of Import-Export and International Flow Management • Mr. TRIBOULOIS — Stock and Freight Elevator Manager • Mr. Wolf CITY — Staff Delegate, Coordinator of Festive Events and Social Climate Support Services • Finance Department: Dubroca & Co. — Luxembourg • Legal Department: under restructuring • Human Resources: eliminated for budgetary reasons • Ethics Committee: not established * except track 7: original lyrics by Ms. Antonella Eye PORCELLUZZI
